Archive for July 2004

Button    (2004.07.18)

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One Dozen Run-On Slugs from ‘Butt Magazine’    (2004.07.16)

JOE CLARK IS A TORONTO VEGANIST WHO TOO READILY ADDS THE SUFFIX -IST TO UNSUSPECTING ENGLISH WORDS

Shoephone in one hand, nailgun in the other    (2004.07.14)

Dem vulture capitalists – dey’s just folks

Receipt    (2004.07.13)

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Chip    (2004.07.13)

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‘You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns, too, Mercurys and Subarux’    (2004.07.13)

But Datsuns you spit right out.

I lived down the road from a Datsun dealer and I remember the very week the B210 came out. I looked for a long time indeed at the nameplate and could not possibly figure out how to say it. I thought it was “B-21-O.” The oppressive, cramped, pitch-black interior (with huge, intrusive seatbelt retractor up by your temple), plus the nauseating design features indicated above, burned it forevermore in my memory.

Oh, and guess what? A car that small was rear-wheel-drive. Then again, so was the Chevette. (And the Acadian.)

Scarifying. And, for the love of God, turn down the gain on that paint.

‘Private Eye’ covers!    (2004.07.11)

‘Private Eye’ covers all in one place

Brass latch in a sea of aqua    (2004.07.08)

How’s that for a colour combo? It’s probably visible from the moon.