The windswept “park” at the astonishingly overpriced Woodbine housing development (seven and a quarter for a semi) looks like a swamp because it always used to be one. Yuppie basements flood when God so much as sheds a tear.
This Pleasantvillesque neighbourhood from a kit is three years old, but they’re still wrapping their minds around the concept of trees.
“Once the sod really takes root here and the trees are large enough that the dogs can’t pull them out of the ground, this will be a lovely place to live.”