I visited the Steamworks on one of the two weekly amateur nights. While seated in the south wing of the larger hot tub, I asked the other ginger/Gayrab duo in town, “What’s a nice married couple like you doing in a place like this?”
The giant Gayrab remained silent and impassive. All the squat, ruddy ginger could come up with was a shrug.
A stirring defense of legal wedlock if ever I saw one. Whose “open relationship” is not a fraud?