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Archive for December 2006

   (2006.12.05)

What is CBC doing wrong in captioning this week? All the same things they’ve been doing wrong for the last four years

   (2006.12.04)
Person on sidewalk walks past L-shaped wall covered in yellow Tyvek panels with black labelling

(Q.v.; q.q.v.)

   (2006.12.04)

Flickr people are not Yahoo Photos people and don’t want to be

   (2006.12.04)

Some advice for CBC about captioning and description of downloadable video

   (2006.12.03)

“If you’ve got a hi-’n’-tite haircut,” I asked the youngest of the five firemens at the Woody’s launch of the new calendar, “does that make you a probie?” After repeating the question, he finally understood and admitted he was new. Joe 1, probie 0.

With only torsos and legs visible, muscular and/or tattooed guys in T-shirts and reflective pants sign calendars

“Is Keith Maidment here?” I asked him, pushing my luck. “Who?” “The only openly gay fireman. He’s an acting captain.” “Where?” he asked, meaning “Which station?” “I dunno.” Joe 1, probie 1. (Neither the tall blond overachiever nor his almost-as-tall Italianate overachiever husband was in attendance. I checked – thoroughly.)

The queue to have one’s calendar inscribed was oversubscribed by old guys and one middle-aged mom. The fellas onstage look less like firemen than second-string high-school football players who have been working on their bench press since they were 16. At least we’ve given up the conceit that firegrrlz should get one of the monthly photos. We signed up for fake soot and suspenders with no shirt, not a plain girl in a ponytail covered head to calf in a bathrobe as she sips wine by fireside.

   (2006.12.01)

Yes, the Spacers are really two separate groups. Fine. You can stop telling me that. But question: Do they support or oppose the street-furniture contract?

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