Your options are:
Simon Pegg, actor: Strawberry blond only in the summer. Or when wearing a “stab vest.” Or both.
(Hot Fuzz, by the way? ★★★★)
Another “actor,” this one “adult,” with a nom de porno so ridiculous I can’t bring myself to write it: Provably not ginger, but photographs that way (a new concept), complete with defining blepharoplastable eyelids.
Make your selection now.