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So Good package I just need you to know that the So Good™ Creamy Vanilla flavour of fake ice cream is simply amazingly good. It is precisely as its product name implies, creamy and vanilla. It is possibly actually better than vanilla ice cream, of which I no longer have a memory. Yet it’s made of nothing but plant derivatives and various compounds. (“Chemicals” are not harmful. Harmful chemicals are harmful. You are a chemical.)

Essentially, you’re eating an asimovian science-fiction foodstuff, like “strawberries” made of yeast. Version 2.0 of this product will probably be recombinant.

Strongly recommended.

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