- — Is Chris the Fireman really a fireman?
- — Uh-huh.
- — How do you know?
- — Because I’ve seen him in uniform.
- — Of course, we prefer the gender-neutral term firefighter…. Then why does he look so unhappy?
- — I dunno.
- — You’ve noticed it too?
- — Maybe he doesn’t have somebody in his life.
- — That I don’t understand.
As heard at the Suction Cup
The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2004.12.22 14:56. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. The permanent link is: https://blog.fawny.org/2004/12/22/fireman/