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   (2019.01.23)

The late Carol Channing held that “the safest place in the world to be is centre stage.” It is

   (2018.10.26)

Is it possible to dress oneself from head to toe for a full week in apparel made only in the U.S. or Canada?

   (2018.07.22)

It starts with not top-posting, then extends primarily to using the keyboard

   (2018.04.15)

A Ford Excape commercial pairs a brown-eyed ginger with (inevitably) an Orientalist female. Gingers have a hard enough time reproducing as it is

   (2018.04.01)

Ian Capstick and Fredrik de Boer are two hacks undergoing mental-health crises. They will be extended warm support and understanding because they are, first of all, handsome or adorable and, more importantly, ultra-left-wing. Meanwhile, conservatives and uggos who dare to admit to any form of illness are treated as prey by the Left

   (2015.01.04)

I did the obvious thing. I downloaded one or more instruction manuals from essentially every dishwasher manufacturer in existence, extracted just the pages or parts thereof that illustrate how to load the dishwasher, and assembled them on Flickr

   (2012.06.28)

What happens when a Toronto police officer calls a journalist condescending? He reports it

   (2011.11.21)

Objectivist Lululemon’s Yorkville storefront in Toronto features an “Occupy Yoga Studios” banner in the vitrine. Now, why, exactly?

   (2011.10.17)

Which Björn Borg is faker?

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