‘Jock bell ringle’

’Tis the season to play “Jingle Rock Bell” by P.S. Tail (MP3) no less often than once a day. It is, of course, a cover version of “Jingle Bell Rock” using only the words bell, rock, and jingle (and a few spoonerisms). It’s hard to duplicate. Try it yourself. You’ll feel like Krusty singing “The Star-Spangled Banner” and within seconds you’ll be dying for the right moment to give up and just bellow “in the frosty air!” and nuke a mug of veggnog.

And now, a transcript

Bell jingle rock jingle rock rock bell
Bell rock jingle rock bell rock bell
Rock bell jingle rock bell bell bell
Rock bell rock bell jingle jingle jingle
Jingle rock bell rock jingle bell rock
Bell rock bell bell rock bell jingle
Jingle rock bell rock bell jingle jingle
Jingle bell rock rock bell!
Bell rock jingle! Bell rock jingle!
Jingle jingle rock rock bell
Bell bell rock! Jingle rock bell!
Bell rock bell rock jingle bell rock rock
Bell rock jingle rock bell jock ringle
Ringle jock bell rock bell
Bell rock jingle rock rock jingle rock bell rock rock bell jingle rock

Jingle rock bell rock rock rock bell
Bell jingle jingle bell rock rock bell
Bell rock jingle rock bell rock jingle
Jingle rock bell rock jingle rock bell
Rock bell jingle rock bell bell bell
Bell jingle jingle jingle rock rock rock
Rock jingle jingle rock bell bell bell
Bell jingle rock rock bell

Bell rock jingle! Bell rock jingle!
Jingle rock bell rock bell!
Bell rock jingle! Bell rock jingle!
Jingle rock bell rock bell jingle jingle!

Jingle rock bell rock jingle rock bell
Bell rock jingle rock bell
Bell rock jingle rock bell bell bell
Bell rock jingle rock bell
Ro-o-ock bell! Ro-o-ck bell!
Jingle jingle jingle rock bell
Ro-o-ock bell! Ro-o-ck bell!
Jingle rock jingle rock bell bell bell

Bell rock jingle rock jingle bell rock
Rock bell jingle rock bell
Bell rock jingle rock jingle rock bell
Bell rock jingle rock – bell rock jingle rock – bell rock jingle rock bell!