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Vizmin and/or transgenderist malcontents paying good money to learn how to rat out their bosses, i.e., RyeHigh journalism students, have published an 8,100-word manifesto denouncing their own faculty.

Fortunately enough, the manifesto lists its signatories (which word these kids do not know). Place all these journalism students, and their co-conspirators, on lifelong blacklists; block them everywhere online; and circulate their names to others with hiring authority. In other words, launch preëmptive strikes.

Do not hire these persons

  1. Catherine Abes

  2. Lidia Abraha

  3. Rosemary Akpan

  4. Raneem Alozzi

  5. Anastasia Anokye

  6. Mahad Arale

  7. Peter Ash

  8. Skyler Ash

  9. Hanin Atighi

  10. Maryam Azzam

  11. Camilla Bains

  12. Vanessa Balintec

  13. Prapti Bamaniya

  14. Alexander Baumgartner

  15. Olivia Bednar

  16. Sierra Bein

  17. Sonia Bermas

  18. Cheyenne Bholla

  19. Michelle Bilton

  20. Morgan Bocknek

  21. Claire Bradburry (sic)

  22. Matthew Braga

  23. Sydney Brasil

  24. Alyssa Bravo

  25. Carolyn Bridgeman

  26. Cole Brocksom

  27. Nadia Brophy

  28. Emma Buchanan

  29. Adrian Bueno

  30. Sakina Chaudry

  31. Will Christofilos

  32. Severina Chu

  33. Harry Clarke

  34. Alexandra Clelland

  35. Ben Cohen (no relation)

  36. Nicole Colozza

  37. Jordan Currie

  38. Aaliyah Dasoo

  39. Tristan Day

  40. Elena De Luigi

  41. Madonna Dennis

  42. Akanksha Dhingra

  43. Hailey Dillon

  44. Valerie Dittrich

  45. Isabelle Docto

  46. Madison Dolman

  47. Al Donato

  48. Jemma Dooreleyers

  49. Jacob Dubé

  50. Cassandra Dubiel

  51. Julia Duchesne

  52. Bree Duwyn

  53. Cassandra Earle

  54. Megan Ebreo

  55. Xavier Eeswaran

  56. Kat Eschner

  57. Timothy Falco

  58. Christina Flores-Chan

  59. Jessica Fonseca

  60. Angelyn Francis

  61. Celina Gallardo

  62. Sabrina Gamrot

  63. Cassidy Garbe

  64. Mercedes Gaztambide

  65. Kieona George

  66. Demar Grant

  67. Thea Gribilas

  68. Tyler Griffin

  69. Dhriti Gupta

  70. Hayley Hanks

  71. Raizel Harjosubroto

  72. Sam Harley

  73. Sherina Harris

  74. Nikki Hashemian

  75. Reedah Hayder

  76. Jenny Heijun

  77. Donald Higney

  78. Manus Hopkins

  79. Manus Hopkins

  80. Sara Jabakhanji

  81. Sukaina Jamil

  82. Aidan Jonah

  83. Lauren Kaminski

  84. Zoie Karagiannis

  85. Sherwin Karimpoor

  86. Patricia Karounos

  87. Kosalan Kathiramalanathan

  88. Arundhati Kaul

  89. Abeer Khan

  90. Nuha Khan

  91. Norah Kim

  92. Scaachi Koul

  93. Sarah Krichel

  94. Lara Kuipers

  95. Emma Kunzelmann

  96. Kristyn Landry

  97. Julia Lawrence

  98. Heidi Lee

  99. Rosie Leonard

  100. Katie Li

  101. Madeline Liao

  102. Isabella Lopes

  103. Daniella Lopez

  104. Adele Lukusa

  105. Briana Lynn

  106. Mia Maaytah

  107. Maggie Macintosh

  108. Tina Makuto

  109. Victoria Malawi

  110. Randeep Mandar

  111. Samreen Maqsood

  112. Dorcas Marfo

  113. Sara Marsetti

  114. Isobel Mason

  115. Jes Mason

  116. Shauna Mazenes

  117. Jessica Mazze

  118. Michael Mazzei

  119. Maria McCollum

  120. Emma McIntosh

  121. Olivia McLeod

  122. Gavin Mercier

  123. Natalie Michie

  124. Mira Miller

  125. Melinna Miranda

  126. Nivedita Mohanraj

  127. Tiffany Mongu

  128. Emma Moore

  129. Megan Mullen

  130. Sama Nemat

  131. Waverly Neufeld

  132. Miranda Newman

  133. Augustine Ng

  134. Alethea Ng

  135. Erica Ngao

  136. Jennifer Nguyen

  137. Stacey Nguyen

  138. Shayna Nicolay

  139. Mah Noor Mubarik

  140. Mariam Nouser

  141. Bronwyn Oatley

  142. Libaan Osman

  143. Kadija Osman

  144. Georgina Parker

  145. Emily Peotto

  146. Stefanie Phillips

  147. Abby Plener

  148. Ashley Puch

  149. Frank Quaranta

  150. Vanessa Quon

  151. Racy Rafique

  152. Abhi Raheja

  153. Sameera Raja

  154. Satiago Ramer

  155. Alexander Ramsay

  156. Rochelle Raveendran

  157. Lucas Reyes

  158. Gabrielle Reyes

  159. Duaa Rizvi

  160. Alanna Rizza

  161. Kayleigh Robinson

  162. Matthew Rodrigopulle

  163. Vanessa Rogers

  164. Zachary Roman

  165. Zachary Roman

  166. Zena Salem

  167. Mariyah Salhia

  168. Emma Sandri

  169. Maria Sarrouh

  170. Abbie Saunders

  171. Shannon Schaefer

  172. Josh Scott

  173. Mariah Siddiqui

  174. Federico Sierra

  175. Julia Simioni

  176. Nathan Sing

  177. Rhea Singh

  178. Kelly Skjerven

  179. Darya Soufian

  180. Alya Stationwala

  181. Michal Stein

  182. Lauren Strapagiel

  183. Katie Swyers

  184. Heather Taylor-Singh

  185. Youdon Tenzin

  186. Sarah Tomlinson

  187. Paula Tran

  188. Minh Truong

  189. Jacqueline Tucci

  190. Ryan Tuchow

  191. Flavia Valeria

  192. Manuela Vega

  193. Kirti Vyas

  194. Kerry Wall

  195. Nick Wapachee

  196. Steph Wechsler

  197. Riley Wiley

  198. Amelia Willes

  199. Jaye Williams

  200. Jack Wise

  201. Madi Wong

  202. Breanna Xavier-Carter

  203. Andrew Yang

  204. Bana Yirgalem

  205. Eric Zaworski

  206. Aurora Zboch

  207. Hannah Ziegler

Do not hire these so-called Non‑RSJ Signatures

(The word is “signatories.”)

  1. Shireen Ahmed

  2. Kashif Ahmed Bin Arif (case in original)

  3. Samantha Almeida

  4. Alexandra Andrade

  5. Michael Edgar Bachelor

  6. Kevin Balkaran

  7. Frances Emmanuelle Bayona

  8. Olivia Bowden

  9. Evan Brown

  10. Simon Carrabau

  11. Sophia Castiblanco

  12. Zanele Chisholm

  13. Priyanka Datta

  14. Jasmin Dhawan

  15. Casey Dobson

  16. Samuel Donsig

  17. Pauline Dumlao

  18. Sarah Dunnett

  19. Rania Elhilali

  20. Elana Emer

  21. Sara Ensan

  22. Sebastian Garcia-Marroquin

  23. Makenzie Gregory

  24. Mikayla Guarasci

  25. K.C. Hoard (no relation)

  26. Tegwyn Hughes

  27. Raechel Huizinga

  28. Samantha Jackson

  29. David Jardine

  30. Kassandra Kurek

  31. Avin Lad

  32. Jordan Luu

  33. Igor Magun

  34. Omar Mansour

  35. Cassidy McMackon

  36. Crina Mustafa

  37. Tobin Ng

  38. Cindy Nguyen

  39. Shiann Nias

  40. Jill Nouser

  41. Janelle Patrick

  42. Tina Pittaway

  43. Mauricio Ponce

  44. Emma Rhodes

  45. Ankita Roy

  46. Jyoti Ruparell

  47. Steph Rychlo

  48. Lea Sabbah

  49. Sharon Sajan

  50. Matthew Sauder

  51. Matt Scace

  52. Mili Sharma

  53. Devon Sutherland

  54. Madelynn Swain

  55. Dalena Tran

  56. Mariam Varghis

  57. Natasha Yankov

  58. Monika Zerbe

It goes without saying these pikers could not alphabetize their own lists. Nor could they typeset apostrophes (as in '21 or ‘22). Nor would they be capable of producing the simple valid HTML in this posting.

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