He’s not “important,” but he’s there. A plucky former realtor now is taking one for the team under the name Mike Dreyden.
This would almost be a Randy Gunz scenario were it not for the fact that his MySpace page, which imprudently reuses his old BigMuscleBears “handle,” states that the pocket rocket can squeeze himself into a boyish size 7 shoe. I’d say we’re comparing apples to oranges.
With very little effort, you can find a LinkedIn profile that reveals his real name. Was all that key money he charged for 550 square feet in DUMBO worth it after all?