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Staring at Karen Walton’s tits    (2010.03.05)

Karen Walton keeps bombarding me with invitations to Ink Canada events, yet her girlfriends accuse me of ogling them. Why does this not compute?

The Internets don’t want you to improve    (2010.03.03)

The Internets, like other young men, hold grudges. The issue is not your own desire or need to change. It is enemies’ and opponents’ desire and need to stop you from doing that

Food    (2010.03.02)

National Gas and Variety    (2010.03.01)

za us fir Apple    (2010.02.27)

When, if ever, is Apple going to fix the word prediction in the iPhone keyboard? (Too many errors fir my liking)

Republic of haters of ‘Doyle’    (2010.02.19)

Attention, Republic of Doyle haters: You’re full of shit

Confidential to Karen Walton    (2010.02.18)

Do you and your girlfriends seriously think this correspondent was “leering” at you at the last boozeup?

Only!    (2010.02.14)

When failure is an option    (2010.02.12)

I try to improve. Who, it seems, does not? Denis McGrath