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   (2005.12.09)

The following THRILL-CAM shot depicts what is clearly not a dog but is possibly a fox, wolf, or coyote standing around the supermarket parking lot nosing up morsels of food.

Grainy nighttime photo shows orangey canine figure standing alone in a parking lot

It is of course known that I ride my bike year-round and coined the word icebike. Separate annual icebike races are held around the Leslie St. Spit and the Toronto Islands, and, according to what I have read but cannot now find, like clockwork every year, at a pause in the racing someone looks over and spots a wolf or coyote casually walking across the ice.

Now they have debit cards and shop at Loblaws.

   (2005.12.05)

You know your product is doomed when buyers have to search Unicode Latin Extended–A and –B tables just to write the name down.

Blue bottles of Fos A Dophilus and Dophilus Daily are labeled SĬSȖ
   (2005.12.04)

(furniture typography; type memorabilia; Sunbeam study).

Chandelier resembles a set of white antlers
   (2005.12.01)
Skid of red-capped Parlour ice cream tubs sits imperfectly cocooned in plastic
   (2005.11.29)
Chalk drawing on sidewalk has peach background and shows a dialogue box reading ‘Want to double your salary?’ with two buttons, No and Monster.ca
   (2005.11.28)

The old correct Palatino (or is this Aldus?) is still a delight all these decades later, ain’t she?

Blue wooden blade suspended between two white posts reads ST. CLEMENTS/YONGE PARKETTE in Palatino, with City of Toronto logotypes on a green blade below
   (2005.11.25)
Two blue Toronto garbage trucks – one with a round end, the other squared-off with V-shaped roof – loom behind a wire fence
   (2005.11.24)

Sometimes you can make things look oranger than orange.

Giant orange woodchipper sits parked behind metal fence, in front of which stands a sunlit reflective sign reading SPEED BUMP
   (2005.11.21)

The new mayor-elect of Vancouver is a quadriplegic in a power chair

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