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Photos in the genre of Grant Hutchinson’s Splorp.com

   (2006.09.30)
Bare ceiling-mounted fluorescent light tube sits at edge of ragged foam insulation, with a chain hanging down from the insulation
   (2006.09.24)
   (2006.09.17)
Man in yellow-and-black outfit holds a helmet in one hand and a large green canoe over one shoulder as he crosses a damp beachfront boardwalk under cloudy skies

Sadly, I missed a better photo of this fellow portag(e)ing his kayak down the residential sidestreet. Only in the Beach (or at Bondi).

   (2006.09.14)

But your typical newspaperman wouldn’t be caught dead on something as girly as a scooter.

Silve and red scooters have rear ends covered in identical ‘Globe and Mail’ wallpaper
   (2006.09.13)
Man in safety vest and hard hat points as giant Gazzola Paving grader lumbers by on treads
   (2006.09.12)

It may well appear that a Silver Spirit is parked outside the truck-parts shop on a back alley.

The only way in which looks deceive is that the “alley” is a full-fledged street improbably called Memory Lane. It is now demonstrably possible to go down Memory Lane in one’s Rolls.

(“Do you drive it in the winter?” “My wife does,” said the old man in the hat with the too-broad brim. “Got to use them,” I said. “They can’t be just ornamental.”)

   (2006.09.11)

For a while there, the easiest path to a British car was to buy a Honda.

Silver corrugated metal A-frame building has red-and-white-striped fence along the front, with red two-door car parked at the left

They aren’t bringing them into the country anymore (first it was due to exchange rates, then because they stopped making them). That was to my chagrin, as I adore these brutalist slabs.

   (2006.09.10)
Two-pipe panel labelled SPRINKLER SYSTEM is installed in a stone wall
   (2006.09.09)

Try to determine on which plane each of these visible objects is located.

Fence with DANGER sign, flat bed of truck, London-style red sightseeing bus, arm reading HEAVY LIFT, concrete wall, house

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