I went for a visual-field test last week to rule out glaucoma. (There is no evidence I have it. We merely have inconclusive evidence I do not.) The office is in the middle of nowhere in the labyrinthine hospital. Since some people heading there will have deficient visual fields, is a homemade, home-corrected sign tacked up on a side wall where you wouldn’t be looking anyway something that makes sense?
And speaking of fields
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Portholesque
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Giant Rolls-Royce wheel
And the kicker? This $400,000 car carried a disabled-driver permit, too!
Funny, I didn’t know so many millionaires could drive but not walk!
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Crisper
FRUITS HAND WASH IN WARM WATER
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Marker
PANTONE 168 PANTONE®* 168-T by Letraset TRIA™ 0 87828 71063 2 Compatible with photocopier and laserprinter outputs. *Pantone, Inc.’s check-standard trademark for color. Letraset® Made in England ESSELTE
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Courtesy card
Welcome Your room has been cleaned and prepared to meet the highest standards in the industry… mine. I expect clean, comfortable facilities when I go to the sauna, and so should you. If this room has not been satisfactorily prepared, or you detect damage or disrepair, please take this slip to the Desk Attendant immediately, and we will take care of it right away. Thank You, Jim McMullin General Manager PLAY HARD PLAY SMART Ti : CLEANED BY 6/8 : DATE/TIME 218 : ROOM NUMBER STEAMWORKS
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Food packaging
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Book slipcase
House HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® HOUSE Industries® Join the House Industries crew as they chronicle their first ten years of trying to make an honest buck in the design business. Founded in 1993, House parlayed a few open-minded clients and some original display fonts into a marginally successful enterprise. These 240 pages offer a visual and anecdotal history of their ascent from a modest two-man operation to a paragon of integrity, creativity, hyperbole and humility. Follow House Industries as they deal with everything from clueless New York art directors and miserly advertising agencies to binge-drinking building contractors and hard-working prostitutes. Brose through hundreds of detailed illustrations and self-absorbed narratives in an extensive retrospective of House’s trademark exploitation of cultural icons that range from hot rods to Swiss Modernism. Finally, gain an insider’s view of the House Industries process with a special section full of tips, tidbits and fancy transparent vellum overlays. The accompanying CD features five original fonts (shown below) created exclusively for this book plus a few priceless House sound bites. House Industries superfans (both of them), budding graphic duh-signers looking to boost a few ideas, style conscious cofee table book buyers and general tastemakers will find this volume an invaluable resource. House HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE ISBN 393112620-X 9 783931 126209 HOUSE Industries® 00|00
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HP LaserJet 6MP startup sheet
HEWLETT® PACKARD 600 DPI Resolution Enhancement A B C Scalable Fonts PCL6 MEt Memory Enhancement Technology 3MBytes Adobe PostScript Adobe Memory Booster™ Technology 8 1 2 IrDA Macintosh™ Energy EPA POLLUTION PREVENTER LocalTalk IEEE ECP 1284C IEEE ECP 1284B E→E Economode LaserJet 6MP
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