Actual clues in the Across section of the Eye Crossword (“by Cyclops”), Private Eye, 25 June–8 July 2004 edition:
- 1/5ac. High-risk sport for those with a pressing need: rough, topless BMX Orienteering? (7,7)
- 9. Find out soldier’s not finished having an erection (3,2)
- 10. Be inclined to grasp genitalia King put out like a squid (9)
- 11. Roving hand, one wanting a good greasing? (5,4)
(Wikipedia: “[The crossword] is currently set by Eddie James under the name Cyclops. The crossword is frequently pornographic and, by all measures, usually intensely offensive.”)