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Archive for the year 2004

   (2004.06.09)

I just can’t get over the effort required to vinyl-wrap a Mini to advertise waste management. (And what a transparent tax write-off!)

Rear three-quarter view of a blue Mini Cooper emblazoned with ‘1-800-GOT-JUNK?’ and other slogans

Will it fit in a dumpster?

   (2004.06.09)

And why are their warning signs always beaten to shit? Did somebody back a speedboat into them?

Two rusty, dented signs on poles warning of buried natural-gas pipelines
   (2004.06.07)

B-links, June 7

   (2004.06.06)

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   (2004.06.06)

I don’t quite understand why we need a garage with an angled cantilevered roof in the wastelands of the Toronto harbour, but here it is. I think the fire-alarm annunciator is a hopeful touch. Do materials like these even burn?

Side view of angle-roofed cinder-block building with ramp, vehicle bay, and affixed red fire bell
   (2004.06.06)

About twice in the last decade. And when I was a young fella, I was into this shit.

Elderly Winnebago Brave motorhome parked outside dilapidated Cherry Mill Terminal
   (2004.06.04)

One visited the BMW Toronto architectural feast in my hood during Doors Open. I still recall the occasional odour of burning Sunlight detergent in the building’s former incarnation.

It seems the builders jotted down a note or two on the windowsill.

Sadly, I did not get a shot of the Fruits-style Chinese chick with dyed hair, halter top, hot pants, and leggings with garters. However, I loved the freight elevators:

Giant freight elevator, spotlessly clean and large enough for an SUV
Stainless-steel warning sign affixed to elevator (‘Class B Loading. This elevator desgined to transport motor vehicles.... This is not a passenger elevator’)
   (2004.06.04)

Or “Rankin’ with type.” You don’t have to like Helvetica to acknowledge that the Ian Rankin paperbacks, with their debossed neon Helvetica author byline, work.

   (2004.06.03)

Canada’s political-party sites aren’t standards-compliant and are partly inaccessible to people with disabilities

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