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Archive for December 2005

   (2005.12.15)

Memo to Microsoft employees: Don’t scatter your business cards through Chinatown like so much confetti.

Red suede shoe steps on business card for Jason Anderson, Chief Rabble Rouser, AKA Head of Marketing, Xbox Canada
   (2005.12.14)
Storefront for Dans Signs shows a riot of coloured fonts and neon signage, with ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR’ in a font made of letters with Santa hats
   (2005.12.09)

The following THRILL-CAM shot depicts what is clearly not a dog but is possibly a fox, wolf, or coyote standing around the supermarket parking lot nosing up morsels of food.

Grainy nighttime photo shows orangey canine figure standing alone in a parking lot

It is of course known that I ride my bike year-round and coined the word icebike. Separate annual icebike races are held around the Leslie St. Spit and the Toronto Islands, and, according to what I have read but cannot now find, like clockwork every year, at a pause in the racing someone looks over and spots a wolf or coyote casually walking across the ice.

Now they have debit cards and shop at Loblaws.

   (2005.12.05)

You know your product is doomed when buyers have to search Unicode Latin Extended–A and –B tables just to write the name down.

Blue bottles of Fos A Dophilus and Dophilus Daily are labeled SĬSȖ
   (2005.12.04)

(furniture typography; type memorabilia; Sunbeam study).

Chandelier resembles a set of white antlers
   (2005.12.01)
Skid of red-capped Parlour ice cream tubs sits imperfectly cocooned in plastic

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