In a podcast interview with Ugly Pete Sampras, bear fetish object and motor-vehicle pitchman Mike Rowe manages to utter the phrase cock ring but never shit (always crap, even in nonsensical compounds like “crapload”), name-drops Ayn Rand out of nowhere, and essentially argues for complete deregulation of blue-collar professions. Why? Safety Third.
Rowe found a receptive audience in the host, who here reiterates his endorsement of capital punishment and has previously screamed for 15 minutes (MP3) that torture has to work because it’s been used for millennia.