“IF IT WAS JUST ME AND A TAMBOURINE,
IT WOULD STILL BE THE FALL”
– Mark E. Smith

I hate everything trite and obnoxious and, being old, I resist trends. But it may shock the pants off you to learn that I dearly loved LOLcats! I loved everything about them except maybe the typography, which really should have been done in Berthold Imago (cf. LOLBESKIND).

Suddenly there is something better than LOLcats. There are in fact two things better, and they are Emergency Fox and Emergency Raccoon.

You know how everything funny is funnier when it’s inappropriate to laugh, as when out in public or on a crowded subway car? I cry endless tears of laughter reading these damned things.

  • Emergency Fox: THE SUNLIGHT OF MAO ZEDONG THOUGHT ILLUMINATES THE ROAD OF THE GREAT PROLETARIAN CULTURAL REVOLUTION

    Red fox
  • Emergency Raccoon: “If they don’t give you work, ask for bread. If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread”

    Raccoon making off with a full loaf of bread

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