Feed this into your linguistic neural network:
- Q. Who would be in your fan-fiction coffee-shop scene?
GENGOROH TAGAME: Hmmm… from a fan-fiction perspective, maybe the characters from Do You Remember the South Island POW Camp? [q.v.] end up in this cute café and have a super-normal date instead of ending in a brutal and tragic dénouement after a prolonged master/slave dynamic during wartime.
(Cf. Mark Leyner: “your lethal and poetic Tiger and Crane–style kung fu.”)