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   (2006.01.07)

Metropolis” nail sculpture, City Hall.

Angled view of a sea of silver and brass nails forming undulating patterns like fortresses around a coliseum
   (2006.01.06)

When did it become OK for consumer-grade pharmaceuticals like moisturizers to list the ingredient water (eau) bilingually, monolingually, or interlingually as aqua?

Brass plate with steel border reads WATER, with WADE CANADA inside a maple leaf

Presumably rather a long time after this grating was forged.

   (2006.01.05)

You need that much visibility when dappled with slush.

Orange plastic tread has debossed traction patterns and a pictogram of a person slipping headfirst on a flat surface

By the way, I know an Australian who almost walked right into a lake of slush in Boston, so unaccustomed to the substance was he.

   (2006.01.04)

Failed Redesigns of 2005: “Because You Should Have Known Better”

   (2006.01.03)

Yes, that is indeed Insignia by Neville Brody (q.v.) debossed on a Chinese-made chocolate tin.

Brass-coloured inside of tin lid reads THE CHOCOLATE TRAVELER in reverse Insignia type
   (2006.01.02)

Wherein I blow yet another photo shoot

   (2006.01.01)

EuroCoryWatch, first instalment

   (2005.12.30)

The line between the right and wrong kinds of tacky is too easily crossed with everyone’s favourite novelty font, Cooper Black.

Illuminated sign with raised wooden sign reads N&S QUICK-STOP WEST INDIAN BAR & TAKE OUT in Cooper Black and Brush Script

But if it’s a “novelty” font, why does it continue to be used decades later, sometimes well? I actually like this sign.

   (2005.12.27)

Using the German long s ſ to label dealcoholized wine is like using a yogh ȝ or a thorn þ to label an iPod.

Beer bottles are labeled Chriſtſtern Spiced Wine Vin Chaud de-alcoholized

Great to look at nonetheless. I wonder what font they use for the barcode?

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