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   (2005.09.29)

Toronto’s much-photographed Distillery District has a giant overhead member with the following signs on its north and south faces, respectively:

Signs read ‘Gooderham & Worts,’ one rusted and decayed, the other pristine

Also, they put in a clock:

Men steady a tall black four-sided clock as a crane lowers it into position on a cobblestone street

Sadly, it’s directly ahead of the end of the sidewalk, meaning a blind person who keeps walking in a straight line will bump right into it.

Plus of course the cranes that hang around the Distillery like juvenile delinquents at a variety store are inexplicably labeled with newspaper agate type that I can’t be arsed to look up. Why not just use Futura Maxi?

Blue crane is emblazoned UpRight SB80 BOOM LIFT, in part, in sansserif type with high x-height and thick circular strokes
Embossed logo on crane reads UpRight in sansserif font
   (2005.09.28)

Type and the red-haired gay engineer

   (2005.09.26)

Words of advice for anybody who wants to run Chapters Indigo’s Web site

   (2005.09.22)
Building with stone front panel and raised-brick façade has a sign reading COXWELL MANOR in Futura
   (2005.09.22)

This is the best shot I could manage of the improbable conjunction of a 1976-era Austin Mini and a Smart Fourtwo. The latter is one-third taller than the former.

Green Ausin Mini parked in front of white Smart at night (with other car backing in between them)

I already thought the Smart ran on toy tires with toy wheels, but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet till you’ve witnessed the shopping-cart wheels the Mini used.

   (2005.09.22)

This label does indeed give an address in Nice, France.

Peeling label on a brown lid reads ELECTRO-LUX NICE – 14, Rue Penchienatti Téléph. 873-58

(Hyphen as in original.)

   (2005.09.22)

I find this sign a curiosity. Little giveaways make it look recently-created (“12 noon” with space but “1pm” without; and note well that they are using lower case), plus there’s the graffito and the sticker plunked onto it.

Sign with sticker applied haphazardly in the middle reads ‘NO Shipping, Receiving 12 noon 1pm Monday to Friday’ in small caps, with ‘Closed 400 P.M.’ handwritten in faded marker

But then we have the Art Deco–inspired small caps. What to think?

   (2005.09.21)

A research review suggests that longer line lengths are read faster, even if people don’t like them

   (2005.09.20)

I dunno. Because he designed a shitty font and has everybody address him as “Professor Knuth”?

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