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   (2004.08.01)

How to be a tour guide at the Steamworks

   (2004.07.28)

Somewhat more nauseating colour than last time, but at least the Karmann Ghia script is nicer than the VOLKSWAGEN nameplate.

Silver metal script reads ‘Karmann Ghia’ on puce-yellow metal
   (2004.07.28)

Yes, a pink slinky alone, abandoned, forgotten down on the subway tracks.

Pink Slinky sits on dun-coloured track ties
   (2004.07.28)

These delightful, anachronistic blue-green signs are virtually unnoticeable as one whizzes, or indeed wheezes, along the boardwalk.

Avant Garde Gothic capital letters read ‘Cyclists Yield to Pedestrians’ and ‘Cyclists Pass on Left,’ with ligatures for some combinations

I prefer my ligatures bold, capitalized, and decked out in bell bottoms (which dutifully snag in your cogs).

   (2004.07.28)

Or rather, they don’t do Web standards, either

   (2004.07.27)

Text on Things: Date-due receipt

   (2004.07.26)

You could be Warren Beatty. I mean, *he’s* an actor

   (2004.07.25)

First in a series

   (2004.07.24)

Peter Saville; ‘24 Hour Party People’

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