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   (2004.06.04)

One visited the BMW Toronto architectural feast in my hood during Doors Open. I still recall the occasional odour of burning Sunlight detergent in the building’s former incarnation.

It seems the builders jotted down a note or two on the windowsill.

Sadly, I did not get a shot of the Fruits-style Chinese chick with dyed hair, halter top, hot pants, and leggings with garters. However, I loved the freight elevators:

Giant freight elevator, spotlessly clean and large enough for an SUV
Stainless-steel warning sign affixed to elevator (‘Class B Loading. This elevator desgined to transport motor vehicles.... This is not a passenger elevator’)
   (2004.06.04)

Or “Rankin’ with type.” You don’t have to like Helvetica to acknowledge that the Ian Rankin paperbacks, with their debossed neon Helvetica author byline, work.

   (2004.06.03)

Canada’s political-party sites aren’t standards-compliant and are partly inaccessible to people with disabilities

   (2004.05.31)

Memo to agents: Sign writers, not bloggers

   (2004.05.30)

Or, more accurately, “Type sites *don’t* do Web standards.” Interview with Jean-François Porchez and Jérôme Vogel

   (2004.05.26)

New bookmarks for testing Web standards

   (2004.05.26)

The tables at B (op. cit.) are trays of pebbles drowned in clear epoxy.

Overhead photo of used espresso cup, empty glass, and purple-and-black Gore-Tex hat on white-pebbled tabletop

Sadly, these are communal tables, so if you head off to the nicest-ever crip washroom, when you come back you find yourself tactically surrounded by office ladies. “Oh, I’m sorry. Were you sitting here?”

On the other hand, the plasma screen runs movies with English same-language subtitles, further revealing the folly of such. (Plus they’ve got their aspect ratios wrong.)

   (2004.05.26)
Front-left five-pointed silver wheel and massive tire of parked black Bentley

And the kicker? This $400,000 car carried a disabled-driver permit. Funny, I didn’t know millionaires could drive but not walk!

   (2004.05.26)

The TTC still hasn’t destroyed every vestige of its mid-century typography, most reminiscent of Neutraface.

Tan-coloured hanging sign reading SOUTHBOUND in old sansserif face

“Neutraface,” by the way, is an impossible-to-utter mishmash of languages in its House Industries pronunciation orthodoxy (“Noytraface” – shouldn’t it be “Noytrafatchey”?). I just say “Nootrafays” and live with it.

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