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Archive for category: Photos

   (2005.12.17)
Entire side of Ford van behind the front door is emblazoned with a lifelike illustratino of an angled BMW sedan driving down an open road
   (2005.12.15)

Memo to Microsoft employees: Don’t scatter your business cards through Chinatown like so much confetti.

Red suede shoe steps on business card for Jason Anderson, Chief Rabble Rouser, AKA Head of Marketing, Xbox Canada
   (2005.12.09)

The following THRILL-CAM shot depicts what is clearly not a dog but is possibly a fox, wolf, or coyote standing around the supermarket parking lot nosing up morsels of food.

Grainy nighttime photo shows orangey canine figure standing alone in a parking lot

It is of course known that I ride my bike year-round and coined the word icebike. Separate annual icebike races are held around the Leslie St. Spit and the Toronto Islands, and, according to what I have read but cannot now find, like clockwork every year, at a pause in the racing someone looks over and spots a wolf or coyote casually walking across the ice.

Now they have debit cards and shop at Loblaws.

   (2005.12.04)

(furniture typography; type memorabilia; Sunbeam study).

Chandelier resembles a set of white antlers
   (2005.12.01)
Skid of red-capped Parlour ice cream tubs sits imperfectly cocooned in plastic
   (2005.11.29)
Chalk drawing on sidewalk has peach background and shows a dialogue box reading ‘Want to double your salary?’ with two buttons, No and Monster.ca
   (2005.11.25)
Two blue Toronto garbage trucks – one with a round end, the other squared-off with V-shaped roof – loom behind a wire fence
   (2005.11.24)

Sometimes you can make things look oranger than orange.

Giant orange woodchipper sits parked behind metal fence, in front of which stands a sunlit reflective sign reading SPEED BUMP
   (2005.11.20)

The rare Merkur XR4Ti (“Marecoor Eksratty”) was a rear-wheel-drive sports coupé whose European design (also manufacture) was ahead of its time. I adored these goddamned quarter windows and double spoilers from the moment I saw them.

Blue car has an angled-forward rear quarter window and two stacked spoilers attached to the rear window

Besides, Armin Tamzarian drives one.

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