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Red hankies… they’re so passé    (2007.07.30)

We know he’s withered, but why is Steve Munro such a cunt? (Valid-HTML version)

Leuty, inhabited    (2007.07.25)

These fit young lifeguards (civilian employees of the cops) actually inhabit this building every day.

And this is the first evidence I’ve ever seen.

(The girls were no-nonsense and the shirtless and/or tank-topped guys were characteristically dismissive in that manly swimmer-d00d manner. They make a point of being that way. These are guys who would never use the phrase “characteristically dismissive.”)

‘This movie sucks,’ say the fonts    (2007.07.22)

A movie whose poster uses red Flyer Extra Bold or equivalent is a warning sign

Nonrenewable Nonfiction    (2007.07.19)

The event known as Nonfiction isn’t going to make it even to a second outing

12 – 11 – 10    (2007.07.18)

Russell eetcarstray yard, Leslieville. The repair bays hide in plain sight and glow like alien craft of a winter afternoon.

Is that real Helvetica or Swiss 721?

‘If becoming rich requires unironic use of the word “monetize,” count me out’    (2007.07.18)

Monetize your own fucking intelligence, why don’t you?

Cuccuma-232    (2007.07.16)

A Kevin Steele Memorial Photo™, though without the contrast or dynamic range.

Sca(ra)b Beetle    (2007.07.15)

In & out of Sheppard    (2007.07.13)

Entering and exiting every station on the Sheppard line. Plus! Is the most boring job in the TTC that of fare collector at Bessarion station?