Author archive

Cuteageddon    (2005.12.23)

‘An adorable, orgasmic, apocalypticish moment of cuteness that leaves no “aww” unawwed’

De-voured    (2005.12.22)

Actual headline in the printed and downloadable-PDF versions of the commuter tabloid 24 [H]ours:

Proofread much?

The loneliest motorcycle    (2005.12.21)

Dirt bike or snow bike?

Georgia’s finest, apparently    (2005.12.20)

Don’t you just love those contour or shaded fonts?

Blog (short for ‘Web log’) of the year    (2005.12.18)

…is Hanzi Smatter

Trompe-l’œil    (2005.12.17)

Jason Anderson, Chief Rabble Rouser (sic)    (2005.12.15)

Memo to Microsoft employees: Don’t scatter your business cards through Chinatown like so much confetti.

My kind of semiotics    (2005.12.14)

Lupine    (2005.12.09)

The following THRILL-CAM shot depicts what is clearly not a dog but is possibly a fox, wolf, or coyote standing around the supermarket parking lot nosing up morsels of food.

It is of course known that I ride my bike year-round and coined the word icebike. Separate annual icebike races are held around the Leslie St. Spit and the Toronto Islands, and, according to what I have read but cannot now find, like clockwork every year, at a pause in the racing someone looks over and spots a wolf or coyote casually walking across the ice.

Now they have debit cards and shop at Loblaws.