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   (2005.12.25)

Merry Christmas (from me, Ian, and Rocket, not that we’re ‘together’)

   (2005.12.23)

‘An adorable, orgasmic, apocalypticish moment of cuteness that leaves no “aww” unawwed’

   (2005.12.22)

Actual headline in the printed and downloadable-PDF versions of the commuter tabloid 24 [H]ours:

Nameplate for ‘24 hours’ newspaper dated THURSDAY DECEMBER 22 2005 has banner headline ‘Top court rules in vour of sex clubs’

Proofread much?

   (2005.12.21)

Dirt bike or snow bike?

Yellow motorcycle sits in profile at end of snow-covered driveway between two houses
   (2005.12.20)
Angled box atop flattened cardboard boxes has brilliant blue seashore illustration (complete with sailboat and lighthouse) and reads EDWARD L. MYRICK PRODUCE BAY VIEW GEORGIA’S FINEST

Don’t you just love those contour or shaded fonts?

   (2005.12.18)

…is Hanzi Smatter

   (2005.12.17)
Entire side of Ford van behind the front door is emblazoned with a lifelike illustratino of an angled BMW sedan driving down an open road
   (2005.12.15)

Memo to Microsoft employees: Don’t scatter your business cards through Chinatown like so much confetti.

Red suede shoe steps on business card for Jason Anderson, Chief Rabble Rouser, AKA Head of Marketing, Xbox Canada
   (2005.12.14)
Storefront for Dans Signs shows a riot of coloured fonts and neon signage, with ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR’ in a font made of letters with Santa hats

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