Author archive

Sorry, wrong number (and font)    (2004.07.21)

I just love the Ombudsman’s commitment to accessibility: Tacking on a corrected TTY number using not only the wrong font but Is for 1s.

No! Extras!    (2004.07.21)

Now, honey, that is big type.

Rhymes with tractor    (2004.07.21)

I’d certainly feel jollier ridin’ the range (or UofT) in a tractor this colour. Wouldn’t you?

Inveterate Windows apologist samples other flavours    (2004.07.19)

Richard Morochove tries something other than IE!

El Camino Aztek    (2004.07.18)

Hideous both. But only one of them should be eradicated from the earth all the way to the last molecule.

Highest wheelchair door ever    (2004.07.18)

Due to the rather outrageous renovations at OCA, the shitty old automatic door has suddenly levitated six feet off the ground. Check the enlargement.

Button    (2004.07.18)

Text on Things: Button

One Dozen Run-On Slugs from ‘Butt Magazine’    (2004.07.16)

JOE CLARK IS A TORONTO VEGANIST WHO TOO READILY ADDS THE SUFFIX -IST TO UNSUSPECTING ENGLISH WORDS

Shoephone in one hand, nailgun in the other    (2004.07.14)

Dem vulture capitalists – dey’s just folks