- How many rice queens are there? (2010.01.03)
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Judging by Craigslist personal ads, there are six times as many rice queens as anti–rice queens
 
- Cone of silence (2009.06.04)
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Why would we live in fear of debating these ideas? Because Islamofascists aren’t the only ones who issue fatwas