Author archive

Hel·fornicating·vetica    (2007.04.22)

Yes, I have seen ‘Helvetica.’ Who wants to touch me?

Van o’ maps    (2007.04.21)

‘Is this going on a blog site?’    (2007.04.21)

What happened when I gave ‘evidence,’ yet again, to the Standing Committee on Canadian Heritage

50A    (2007.04.17)

What happens to gay researchers    (2007.04.17)

Sometimes they die unexpectedly at age 38

Altered patches    (2007.04.15)

I appreciate the effort to jazz up this horrid little garage by, first of all, replicating the garage-door windows as a panel of 1970s colour chips and, no doubt as a last resort, through the addition of a superclassy BMW.

If only it weren’t the starter model. Arriviste.

Canadiana à l’orange    (2007.04.12)

And these are the people telling you where the fire exit is    (2007.04.11)

This is what happens when the Society for Environmental Graphic Design renegs on an agreement: I blow the whistle

Not much footroom in a GM Classic    (2007.04.09)

A Month of Subways extra!

This is the penalty-box seat right behind the one with the most footroom in the fleet. Oh, and these buses, the slowest in that fleet, are 20 years old.