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   (2006.02.24)
Black railcar with dirty streaks sits on rusted wheels and rusted track and is labeled VICX 2625 (with other weight measurements) in yellow Helvetica
   (2006.02.24)

Four reasons

   (2006.02.23)
Barren greay-and-white parking ramp leads to barren grey-and-white two-storey concrete building with orange Home Depot sign and single orange stripe. Warehouse and dumpsters sit on the ramp

I’m not gonna dignify this one by calling it a Homo Depot, as is often done here.

   (2006.02.23)

Yes, this is a flat-tired Pontiac Fiero with a pickup-truck cap piled onto its roof.

   (2006.02.23)

My photo of these concrete arches being driven down Bay St. makes me think of May Day parades in which everything under the sun gets driven down the boulevard.

Low-riding steel transport trailer carries giant white square arches
   (2006.02.21)

Memo to dumpy sportswriter guys: There’s nothing wrong with being gay and there’s nothing wrong with asking if a public figure is

   (2006.02.19)

Yes, of course I attended the icebike race last night. I coined the word. Why wouldn’t I go?

Man in recumbent bike and other man on regular bike, with reflective lines on sleeves and back

My first time, curiously enough. It was actually held in a semiconvenient location and, more importantly, inside. The disadvantage? No wolves or coyotes.

   (2006.02.19)

I seem never to have published this photo, despite having it in my completed files:

Bronze-coloured, rain-dappled PT Cruiser headlamp is surrounded by silver-edged black bra

Hence my hope for a triumphant sequel is somewhat truncated. En tout cas:

Yellow flame decals spread inward from headlamp on black PT Cruiser
   (2006.02.16)

Is π the k of the Greek alphabet – the letter that people simply cannot draw correctly?

Sign made of Christmas bulbs reads Χρονιαπολλα with a misshapen π

UPDATE – No, apparently χρόνια πολλά is two words and is a greeting similar to “many happy returns.” I suppose Gerry Leonidas would have eventually put me in my place to rights had I not double-checked after Sven-S. Porst suggested it.

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