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cuteaggedon
An adorable, orgasmic, apocalypticish moment of cuteness that leaves no “aww” unawwed.

What, like this?

Illustration headlined HELLO KITTO 40,000 shows a dense battlefield of robotic Hello Kittys. Caption: IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY THERE IS ONLY WAR

The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.12.23 12:22. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is:
https://blog.fawny.org/2005/12/23/cuteageddon/

Actual headline in the printed and downloadable-PDF versions of the commuter tabloid 24 [H]ours:

Nameplate for ‘24 hours’ newspaper dated THURSDAY DECEMBER 22 2005 has banner headline ‘Top court rules in vour of sex clubs’

Proofread much?

The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.12.22 17:53. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is:
https://blog.fawny.org/2005/12/22/vour/

Dirt bike or snow bike?

Yellow motorcycle sits in profile at end of snow-covered driveway between two houses

The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.12.21 17:14. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is:
https://blog.fawny.org/2005/12/21/snowbike/

Angled box atop flattened cardboard boxes has brilliant blue seashore illustration (complete with sailboat and lighthouse) and reads EDWARD L. MYRICK PRODUCE BAY VIEW GEORGIA’S FINEST

Don’t you just love those contour or shaded fonts?

The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.12.20 14:18. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is:
https://blog.fawny.org/2005/12/20/bay-view/

Hanzi Smatter 一知半解, which documents, with impressive concision, mistakes in Chinese characters used by non-Chinese. There’s a delicious focus on those terribly embarrassing wigger tattoos. (Your third character is missing a stroke and your second character is upside down. And it’s inscribed on your skin forever. Who’s a tough guy now?)

Hanzi Smatter (whose title I pronounce à la canadienne with identical first vowels, hence not “Hahnzi”) epitomizes the smart Weblog:

  • Obsessively focused on a single topic you never knew you were interested in that, in retrospect, you wish you’d thought of yourself and are glad somebody else did
  • Showcases unique expertise and skill (value-addingly, the expertise and skill are linguistic)
  • Is unimaginable in print
  • Is done with bog-standard tools

A plate of sweet-and-sour pork and a side order of flied lice for you, Hanzi Smatter!

The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.12.18 19:00. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is:
https://blog.fawny.org/2005/12/18/smatter/

Entire side of Ford van behind the front door is emblazoned with a lifelike illustratino of an angled BMW sedan driving down an open road

The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.12.17 11:09. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is:
https://blog.fawny.org/2005/12/17/van/

Memo to Microsoft employees: Don’t scatter your business cards through Chinatown like so much confetti.

Red suede shoe steps on business card for Jason Anderson, Chief Rabble Rouser, AKA Head of Marketing, Xbox Canada

The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.12.15 15:43. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is:
https://blog.fawny.org/2005/12/15/rouser/

Storefront for Dans Signs shows a riot of coloured fonts and neon signage, with ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR’ in a font made of letters with Santa hats

The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.12.14 18:26. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is:
https://blog.fawny.org/2005/12/14/signs/

The following THRILL-CAM shot depicts what is clearly not a dog but is possibly a fox, wolf, or coyote standing around the supermarket parking lot nosing up morsels of food.

Grainy nighttime photo shows orangey canine figure standing alone in a parking lot

It is of course known that I ride my bike year-round and coined the word icebike. Separate annual icebike races are held around the Leslie St. Spit and the Toronto Islands, and, according to what I have read but cannot now find, like clockwork every year, at a pause in the racing someone looks over and spots a wolf or coyote casually walking across the ice.

Now they have debit cards and shop at Loblaws.

The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.12.09 17:08. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is:
https://blog.fawny.org/2005/12/09/lupine/

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