Archive for category: Right-wing assholes

Meet your Antifa Fitness+ trainers    (2020.09.29)

Stringy, scrawny, emaciated; every one of them halfway to an eating disorder; self-abnegating “fitness” obsession produces bodies they can do nothing with that they actually enjoy; harridans and drill-sergeants manqué(e)s who couldn’t squat one plate for five reps; anti-racism is always more important than getting you stronger

How Curtis Yarvin talks    (2020.02.09)

Mencius uh um OK Moldbug you know

‘Race War’    (2019.04.09)

“That’s the perfect car for antifa is a Prius. Because like antifa are a bunch of middle-class college kids with rich parents pretending to be communist revolutionaries, so the Prius is the ultimate thing. And then what they would do is just like, their special move would be to like launch an antifa person like onto the roof of your car and like hit your windshield with a bike lock”

“It’s not a cameltoe. It’s a Rippetoe”    (2018.11.02)

“Rippetoe in the assless chaps and the cowboy boots. He’s from Texas”

Dalton Camp Award 2018    (2018.08.01)

Take a wild guess which essay did not win Friends of Canadian Broadcasting’s annual award

Self-parody as sign of maturity    (2018.06.27)

Right-wing assholes are finally using adequate graphic design to parody themselves

Worst conservative design    (2018.05.28)

I pin a superspecial Cross of Iron to the baby-blue and magenta polyester lapel of Æsthetica Europa

Charlie don’t surf/antifa don’t joke    (2018.05.06)

Charlie don’t surf and antifa ain’t funny (e.g. “So before you decide to drown a perfectly good bowl of vanilla ice cream in hot fudge, you might want to spare a thought for those rainbow sprinkles”)

“Nobody to discriminate against”    (2018.03.22)

Ukraine has “nobody to discriminate against,” except of course its Gypsies, Jews, and homosexuals