My brother only said this once, but that was more than enough. I didn’t like a plan he made, and all he came back with was “What are you going to do about it? Scratch my eyes out?”
Now, where would he have come up with a bon mot like that?
MICHAEL PALIN
And now, the men of the Second Armoured Division regale us with their famous Close-Order Swanning About.
MAJOR
Squad! Camp it… up!
SOLDIERS
Ooh, get her! Whoops! I’ve got your number, ducky.
You couldn’t afford me, dear–two–three.
I’ll scratch your eyes out.
Don’t come the Brigadier bit with us, dear. We all know where you’ve been, you military fairy.
Whoops! Don’t look now, girls – the major’s just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant–two–three. Ooh-ho!
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The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.07.22 18:21. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is: https://blog.fawny.org/2005/07/22/scratch/
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The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.07.21 16:25. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is: https://blog.fawny.org/2005/07/21/debunk/
The newest “leaked” screenshots (a ridiculous manufactured term that demands its own quotation marks, rather like the “lost” episodes of a 1950s television series) of Windows Longhorn show that “Microsoft (R) Windows (R)” typography is alive and well:
Niggaz, please. This shit is embarrassing.
Meanwhile, the accessibility control panel one-ups Apple in the exercise of epitomizing disability in an icon. They also seem to have boiled the whole enterprise down to (mostly) blindness and a bit of deafness. That ought to simplify my life a little, huh?
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The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.07.20 19:59. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is: https://blog.fawny.org/2005/07/20/r/
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The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.07.19 16:28. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is: https://blog.fawny.org/2005/07/19/cranes/
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The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.07.19 16:27. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is: https://blog.fawny.org/2005/07/19/ak2k/
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The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.07.19 16:26. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is: https://blog.fawny.org/2005/07/19/collect-o-mania/
The Safari/OmniWeb version. And am I ever frigging tired of Safari’s crashing and losing tabs and the inability to easily export bookmarks from either of them. (Don’t even think of mentioning Saft.) [continue with: B-links, July 18 →]
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The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.07.18 20:22. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is: https://blog.fawny.org/2005/07/18/b-links-3/
Wow, this takes me back. Do they also still make Hakkapeliitta fog lamps and driving lamps?
(Hella, admittedly, fits on a lamp cover hella more conveniently than Hakkapeliitta would. And it’s a classic Helvetica usage. But are you supposed to stop your car in the pouring rain, walk out to the front bumper [at risk of being hit by another vehicle], and pull off the antimacassars just so you can switch the lights on?)
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The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.07.18 18:42. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is: https://blog.fawny.org/2005/07/18/hella/
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The foregoing posting appeared on Joe Clark’s personal Weblog on 2005.07.18 18:41. This presentation was designed for printing and omits components that make sense only onscreen. (If you are seeing this on a screen, then the page stylesheet was not loaded or not loaded properly.) The permanent link is: https://blog.fawny.org/2005/07/18/nostalgic/
