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Archive for May 2006

   (2006.05.28)
Orange-and-black CN locomotive is coupled to brilliant blue tanker car
   (2006.05.27)

B-links, May 27

   (2006.05.27)

What happens when nonsense lyrics are sung in a way that makes them feel like they make sense?

   (2006.05.26)

Somebody found an old woodburning kit?

Grey plastic garbage can has burned-in numeral ‘47’ in a crosshatched pattern
   (2006.05.25)
Green lawn alongside paved pathway through parkland is dappled with bright-green tree buds
   (2006.05.24)

Do the obvious thing and park your Smart nose or arse to the curb and what you get is a ticket.

Grey Smart Fourtwo with a yellow parking ticket under its wiper sits with its nose touching the sidewalk curb

The ticket is for failing to park parallel to the curb. Impossible in a Hummer, admittedly. Perhaps the Smart was mistaken for a motorcycle.

   (2006.05.24)

Just how much worse could Robert Manne of Edelman PR have screwed up his handling of the Mesh Conference?

   (2006.05.23)
Red, tractor-sized industrial lawnmower has blade pulled up to reveal a uniform coating of green grass on the underside

And now… in stereo:

Two red, tractor-sized industrial lawnmowers sit with blades pulled upright on a flatbed trailer

(Q.v.)

   (2006.05.22)

Actually, that’s unfair. This is merely one of the many unique yet unheralded vistas available here. Where else might you find a backhoe at the lakeshore edge?

At shore of beach, a backhoe digs into sand as a large pile of sand sits nearby. Man in orange vest and hard hat watches from nearby sandbar

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