‘Super Sad True Love’ coinage

Neologisms in Super Sad True Love Story, whose äpp sücks.

1. äppärät (pl. äppäräti)
2. alkalinized water
3. AlliedWaste, AlliedWasteCVSCitigroup; ColgatePalmoliveYum!BrandsViacomCredit; LandO’LakesGMFordCredit; UnitedContinentalDeltamerican
4. American Medicle Response
5. AmericanMorning portfolio
6. ARA (American Restoration Authority)
7. armo[u]red Fung Wah bus
8. ass hookah
9. ass-plug (v.)
10. AssLuxury
11. Bipartisan Party
12. Boston-Nanjing Metallurgy College
13. bound, printed, nonstreaming Media artifact
14. BRIC [Brazil, Russian, India, China]-A-BRAC High-Performing Nations Fund
15. Brownstone Brooklyn
16. Cervix (“the newly hip bar in newly hip Staten Island”)
17. Cetaphil Gentle Skin Cleanser
18. Child Abuse Multimedia
19. China South Airlines
20. China-Worldwide
21. Community Parameters
22. Credit; Media; Retail
23. Credit Pole
24. CrisisNet
25. Debt Bombing (v.)
26. dechronification
27. Desking Ceremony
28. durability (health)
29. EmotePad
30. extro (adj.)
31. FAC (Form a Community)
32. five-jiao men
33. fuckability index
34. FoxLiberty-Prime; FoxLiberty-Ultra
35. GlobalTeens; teen (v.)
36. GlobalTrace
37. H-Mart (or H-mart)
38. Harm Reduction (displacing the poor)
39. HNWI; LNWI
40. HolyPetroRussia
41. Hyundai Town Car; Hyundai Persimmon
42. Infinite Sadness Endurance Test
43. ITP (impossible to preserve); Fallacy of Merely Existing
44. JuicyPussy summer dress; JuicyPussy4Men
45. Lacy Twaät, starlet
46. Lao Wai foreigner passport
47. LIBOR rate
48. Life Lovers
49. Mediastud; MediaWhore
50. NORC (Naturally Occurring Retirement Community)
51. New York Lifestyle Times
52. Onionskin jeans
53. Oslo Delight sandwiches
54. Parakkeet blazer
55. Patterson-Clay-Schwartz Language Cognition Test
56. Pine-Sol Wild Flower Blast
57. RAG (rapidly-aging geezer)
58. RateMe, RateMePlus
59. the Rupture
60. Saaami nippleless bras
61. Saudi Arabian Monetary Agency
62. Secure Screening Facilities
63. “security shed”
64. SecurityState Israel
65. SmartBlood
66. Soft Policy
67. Staatling-Wapachung; Wapachung Contingency; Wapachung Intelligence; Staatling Property Relocation Services
68. Stability(-Canada)
69. StatoilHydro (Norwegian state oil company)
70. SUSTAINABILIT¥ score
71. whorefuckrevu (magazine)
72. TeenyBopper
73. ThaiSnak franchises
74. TotalSurrender (or Total Surrender)
75. UGuangdong-Riverside
76. UNRC (United Nations Retail Corridor)
77. verbal (v.)
78. yuan-pegged dollar
79. Zoo York Basic Cracker hoodies